If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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