I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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