I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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