Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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