ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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