i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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