going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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