there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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