Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize