He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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