Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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