Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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