apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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