I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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