He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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