i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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