My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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