): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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