hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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