We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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