sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I love you.
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