have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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