i don't like sucking hair
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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