george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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