Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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