I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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