He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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