The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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