Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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