some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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