Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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