lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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