So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize