She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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