my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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