im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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