I want to stick my p in your. b.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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