break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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