Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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