u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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