It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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