tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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