either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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