i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Everything about him screamed your future.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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