I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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