You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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