I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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