I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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