Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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