Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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